So Submissive! Pissed on and jizzed all over

Are you into pouring your bodily juices all over a woman? Well, now you have the chance. I'm standing in the shower and there's no water. Would you mind pissing on me? I would be very happy to bathe in your juice. And on this occasion I can also give you a nice blowjob. I suck your cock until you come and then jerk me everything in my face purely. Do you like that? You have to actually just stand there and secrete your juices on me, do you want?